Random Cranky Truths

1)  If you are a B cup or over, you must wear a bra in public.  If you are over 40, this is true times 2.  If you are over 40 and work at WM, this is true times infinity.

2)  You can eat 3 vegetables, 3 fruits and 3 whole grains a day, but if you don't give up ice cream, your butt will not get any smaller.  And your arms get fatter, too.

Ask me how I know this.
Ask me how good that Ritter's red raspberry glacier was last night.

This is the MyPlate I teach:

This is the plate I eat:

And that pie section?  Put some ice cream on it, please.
(OK, that's really not true.  I really do try to eat the top plate.  I just accessorize the top one with the bottom one.  Plus bacon.)

3)  Kittens are a lot of work and a pain in the neck.  The are messy, smelly and hungry all the time.  I love it.

 So much for my "beans in blue mason jars" project.

4)  On the days when I must get the most done, I end up facebooking and sorting my pinterest boards.  And blogging.

Just thinking about it isn't going to get it done.  "Oh, wouldn't that be nice" never accomplished anything.  

Hey.  That's profound.  I think I'll make it in to a little poster:

Pinterest-worthy?  I'm not sure.  But now that I know how to do this, I might just waste spend time making all my deep thoughts into posters.   You can, too, if you go to recitethis.com.

I must get busy now.  Peace.

PS  Did you know you can mess around with pictures (like the MyPlate above) on fotoflexer.com?  You can, and it's amazing fun.

I'm really going to get busy now.  I promise.

Wait.  I think I'm going to do a little experiment.  I'm going to pin this (my poster up there) and see what happens.  Do you think anyone will re-pin it?  I shall report back.  After I get busy.